i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia
and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes
“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”
Are thongs different in Australia bcuz it’d be weird if your neighbor was wearing more than one
NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:
- Are tanned
- Good-looking
- Drink copious amounts of alcohol
- Like sport
- Can magically surf
- Say G’Day Mate
ALL AUSTRALIANS:
- Have ridden an emu to school at least once
If you want proof that gun control works just look at the fact that in Australia people have now twice tried to assassinate the prime minister with sandwiches
everybody thinks koalas are fun and games until
I THOUGHT THEY ATE LEAVES WHAT IS THIS
No, that’s not a koala, it’s a drop bear
pickingausernameissogoddamnhard:
i think it is under appreciated that australias minister for school education,early childhood and youth was the lead singer of rock band midnight oil