intoxifaded:

captaingustin:

i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia

and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes

“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”

Are thongs different in Australia bcuz it’d be weird if your neighbor was wearing more than one

anus:

anus:

im so glad i live in new zealand like who would bomb new zealand, we provide milk for the world and have horrible accents

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a-studyinsonic:

NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:

  • Are tanned
  • Good-looking
  • Drink copious amounts of alcohol
  • Like sport
  • Can magically surf
  • Say G’Day Mate

ALL AUSTRALIANS:

  • Have ridden an emu to school at least once

spykidstwo:

If you want proof that gun control works just look at the fact that in Australia people have now twice tried to assassinate the prime minister with sandwiches