does anything actually happen in Western Australia or is that entire state a myth
“Voting for Abbott because you don’t like Gillard is like eating shit because you don’t like spinach.”
Decided to look up the top most venomous snakes and-
Calm down Australia
Don’t act like this is shocking.
Australia and it’s cities.
Sydney: Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don’t go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
Melbourne: Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
Brisbane: Gold Coast and theme parks. Don’t you fucking call it BrisVegas!
Adelaide: The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
Darwin: Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
Hobart: Beautiful scenery. Incest.
Perth: Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don’t go to the end of the train lines.
Canberra: Parliament. That’s it.
fun fact: not only is the australian $5 note pink and ridiculous
but you can fold it so there’s a picture of a whale giving head on it
always
I HAVE TO DO A PROJECT ON AUSTRIA AND I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON AUSTRALIA
It looks like your grade is going …… down under
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
To non Australians
“Yeah, nah” means “no”
“Nah, yeah” means “yes”I can see how this may be confusing.
Because Anna was asking me what a kookaburra sounds like |D
oh god
i just realised how odd this must sound to people who aren’t used to kookaburras
what the hell is this omg
omg it sounds like the offspring of a monkey and a velociraptor
That is an honest to god bird here in Oz
STRAYA
lyss its back
