in 1989 the australian capital territory got self government but they didn’t want it so when the time came to vote the list of people you could vote for was a metre long and included the surprise party, the no self government party, the sun ripened warm tomato party and the party! party! party!

wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

dexter-vex:

It amuses me how whenever a character in a movie or book needs to disappear they move to Australia like what does the rest of the world think this country is like