sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this
youshouldseethespearmintrhino:
THIS IS A FUCKING MAGNUM AND THEY ARE DELICIOUS THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE ON THE OUTSIDE AND THEN VANILLA ON THE INSIDE BUT THE BEST IS WHEN ITS CHOCOLATE INSIDE BECAUSE THEN ITS ALL CHOCOLATEY OH MY GOD AMERICANS ARE MISSING OUT
AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN GET NUTS IN THE CHOCOLATE AND THEN SOMETIMES THERES CARAMEL YOU POOR HUMANS
WAIT
AMERICANS
DON’T
HAVE
MAGNUM
THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE WORTH EATING
This is totally Australia’s sense of humour
did you know australia has feral water buffalo
SO I WAS IN PSYCHOLOGY AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW 55% OF AUSTRALIANS ARE OVERWEIGHT AND SOMEONE IN THE CLASS YELLED ‘CRIKEY’ AND MY TEACHER IS SO DONE AND IS JUST STARING AT HIS DESK
UPDATE: THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE THEY WERE LAUGHING SO HARD AND JUST
when i die scatter my ashes in the milo factory so i can live forever in the bodies of small australian children
oh my god