youshouldseethespearmintrhino:

blainecries:

THIS IS A FUCKING MAGNUM AND  THEY ARE DELICIOUS THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE ON THE OUTSIDE AND THEN VANILLA ON THE INSIDE BUT THE BEST IS WHEN ITS CHOCOLATE INSIDE BECAUSE THEN ITS ALL CHOCOLATEY OH MY GOD AMERICANS ARE MISSING OUT

AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN GET NUTS IN THE CHOCOLATE AND THEN SOMETIMES THERES CARAMEL YOU POOR HUMANS

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WAIT

AMERICANS

DON’T

HAVE

MAGNUM

THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE WORTH EATING

kirstinfayce:

SO I WAS IN PSYCHOLOGY AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW 55% OF AUSTRALIANS ARE OVERWEIGHT AND SOMEONE IN THE CLASS YELLED ‘CRIKEY’ AND MY TEACHER IS SO DONE AND IS JUST STARING AT HIS DESK

UPDATE: THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE THEY WERE LAUGHING SO HARD AND JUST

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969kg:

cryingvagina:

when i die scatter my ashes in the milo factory so i can live forever in the bodies of small australian children

oh my god