rain. dust. fire. wind. long ago, the four natural disasters appeared in harmony. Then, everything changed when the climate change attacked. Only Australia, master of all four disasters, took the brunt of everything within the span of a month like can you fucking believe that shit
i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass
can you imagine putting a canadian in australia
nnO EVERYTHING TRIES TO KILL YOU THERE I’M HAPPY WITH MY MOOSE THANK YOU
i really want to put a canadian in australia
can australians just like
not
speak
yeah nah go fuck yaself mate
Summer in Australia is literally just a Russian roulette of which state is going to have the most horrific bush fires
