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Non Australians: I wish we had summers like australia!
Australians: ….
Non Australians:…….
Australians: I’m sorry I can’t respond, I’ve melted on the sidewalk.

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caelzorah:

odiinson:

Parts of Australia are supposed to be so hot over the next few days that weather charts had to have new colours added to visually show how fucking hot it will be

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WE’RE ALL GOING TO BURN

NSW is already on fire, js. The Army’s been mobilized to help and everything.

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blainecries:

australia: this godforsaken island in the middle of the fucking ocean where no one ever comes and music and movies come out late and usually cost more than in the us

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k-kipper:

I still don’t understand like

here in australia we finish the school year and go away for the summer have christmas and new years, then finish summer holidays and come back to school in the new year to start a new year of school?!
i dONT UNDERSTNAND HOW COULD YOU DO THIS IN A DIFFERENT ORDER?!? 

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sinceiwastwelve:

imperfections-dont-define-you:

that-is-illogical:

becandthebluebox:

momentai-rawr:

do-you-have-a-flag:

braveheart-the-lion:

braveheart-the-lion:

Merry Christmas one and all from Australia

wow, 100 notes, Merry Christmas to me!

this is my favourite thing to make non australians listen to

We used to sing this in Primary School. Oh primary school. Why did you torture us so?

Embarrassed that I know all the words. *secretly rocking out*

#that’s it that’s our whole culture in one song (via oh-christmas-troy)

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I fucking love Australia.

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Australia and it’s cities.

Sydney: Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don’t go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
Melbourne: Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
Brisbane: Gold Coast and theme parks. Don’t you fucking call it BrisVegas!
Adelaide: The Great Australian Bight. Giant robot testicles in the mall. Nothing else.
Darwin: Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
Hobart: Beautiful scenery. Incest.
Perth: Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don’t go to the end of the train lines.
Canberra: Parliament. That’s it.