welcome to australia where we try and substitute our lack of historical architecture, for a real bitchin’ a collection of “big things”
enjoy your stay
you forgot the giant ass lobster we have
and the giant douchebag
it’s almost time for new zealand and australia to test drive the apocalypse
let’s go motherfuckersEXCUSE ME NEW ZEALAND IS AT LEAST 2 FUCKING HOURS BEFORE AUSTRALIA
ok New Zealand you can die first if u want to
can you imagine how amazing and mindblowing it would be to meet people who’ve lived for generations on a continent you didn’t know existed, full of food you’ve never tasted and weather you’ve never experienced, and who have languages and religions and cultures that aren’t in any way influenced by yours
that would be completely unbelievable and valuable beyond words
or, you know, you could kill them all and build colonies
rule #47837482130 of tumblr
if ur australian everyone automatically likes u
except the kiwis we can see right through your bullshit
I wasn’t aware you could see over the top of the sheep…
“one of perth’s most popular beaches was closed today because of sixteen tiger sharks.”
straya
Oh New Zealand is so cute. They actually think that they are better than Australia.
i actually don’t care about this australia vs new zealand rivalry because we’re just going to be another america and canada and that’s just stupid so let’s just stop and all hold hands in unity
not until u give our pavlova back bitch
