I JUST WANT TO WEAR CHRISTMAS SWEATERS AND SEE SNOW AND DRINK HOT DRINKS FROM STARBUCKS BUT NO I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA WHERE IT’S 40 DEGREES OUTSIDE DURING DECEMBER
i love how the rest of the world doesn’t realise that australians have to eat vegemite because it gives us immunity to all spider and snake venoms
i know they are all so clueless
are you serious i can never fucking tell when you guys are serious
AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS
AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS
i-knew-right-from-the-beginning:
This is for all the Aussies out there who get a hot summer Christmas
Aussie Jingle Bells In A Rusty Holden Ute
no joke i actually got taught this song in primary school
I’m not even from Australia and I sung this at primary school a few times. The only disadvantage of being the smaller, better, sibling
This is the best version of Jingle Bells
I hate being Australian sometimes because for us Christmas songs don’t make any sense.
“Walking in a winter wonderla- LOL NO WE’RE IN A FUCKING SAUNA”
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas IN ALL THE SHOPPING CENTERS BUT NOWHERE ELSE BECAUSE IT’S ALL SUNNY”
“Let it snow – OH WAIT WE CAN’T BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING SNOW HERE”
“Baby it’s cold INSIDE WITH THE AIR CONDITIONER BUT OUTSIDE IT’S COMPARABLE TO THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL”
