“And we also request your CEO to select at random a member of the cabin crew to fill out a questionnaire, rating you on various attributes from ‘poor’ to ‘very good’. In your case, the respondent drew in and ticked an additional box at the end of each line, labelled ‘brilliant’.”
“Gosh! I wonder who that was.”
cosplays I wanna see at AirdotCon:
- G-ERTI
- Herc
- Princess Theresa
- Karl from ATC
- Diego the Engineer
- Mr. Lehman (covered in fire extinguisher foam)
- Snoopadoop the Cockapoo, noblest of hounds
- Mr. Birling (Edinburgh, Paris, or Timbuktu version)
- 12 Scottish cricketers in their underwear
- G-ERTI’s Molokai flight deck (aka strips of chicken, green umbrella, blinky lights, etc.)
- Madame Syiduousdfkh-Bosdufsdfh and her bassoon
- basically
- everything
Also:
- Ottery St. Mary!Martin in civvies and crutches
- Rotterdam!Dougie in a life jacket
- dwagonfwuit!Arthur (please do not induce allergic reactions to obtain the effect!)
- CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ACT OUT PASSENGER DERBY I WILL RECORD IT
- Uskerty!Martin carrying a sheep and covered in beestings and goose droppings (sorry)
Yes, yes, yes!
WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR
PLAIN
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA im so lonely
So I think there should be a Cabin Pressure convention wherein:
- we can tour an airport
- like, behind the scenes at an airport
- there are panels on aviation (AVIATION!)
- panelists include pilots and members of the cabin crew who talk about all the crazy stuff that happens on their airline
- reenactments of episodes
- sponsored by Toblerone
- John Finnemore
y/y?
I talked with a couple people about hypothetical CabinCon 2014
- it should be in an actual airplane
- like a giant huge one with all the stuff taken out so we can move around
- panelists can make announcements over the bing bong
- free flying lessons
- multiple Arthurs and Carolyns making rounds with cheese trays, fruit trays, cheesecake, strudel, surprising rice, orange platters, teas and coffees, etc.
- everyone gets little aviation wing pins and the con badges would look like airline crew member badges
- word games, citrus games, all the games
- when we land we can have drinks and snacks in the Wind Sock Arms or The Hose and Hydrant or The Flap and Throttle
- and also John Finnemore
I want this so hard.
