jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle
and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*
and then i’m all
SURPRISE KARKAT
nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i bet
you guys
thought
i was joking
Overheard at AnimeNEXT
Aragorn cosplayer: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
(Legolas cosplayer scouts around the area)
Legolas cosplayer: Nerds.
