Fact #1202
If one were to try to rip off the Brigadier’s mustache, another mustache would be revealed in its place.
One evening Terry was driving Bill Hartnell home to Mayfield from a pub in Blackboys, rather worse for wear, when he spied a roadblock, and began to slow down.
Bill asked ‘Why are you slowing up?’
‘The Police,’ said Terry.
‘**** the Police,’ said Bill. They were duly flagged down, Bill insisting, ‘Leave this to me.’ Dressed in well-tailored trousers and shirt, he swept out of the car as if he was wearing his Doctor Who cloak and wig, shouting ‘Don’t you know who I am? I’m Doctor Who, Doctor BLOODY WHO! Now get all of this rubbish out of the way my friend. I need to get home and we are very busy people!’
From Who’s There? The Life and Career of William Hartnell.
doctor who series 1 as clickbait headlines
episode 1: This Woman Was Attacked By Shop Mannequins – But Her Night Was Only Just Beginning
episode 2: Doctors HATE her! Woman Reveals Shocking Trick For Removing Wrinkles
episode 3: Are YOUR Dead Relatives Coming Back To Life and Killing People?
episode 4: You Won’t BELIEVE What Just Crashed Into This Iconic London Clock Tower
episode 5: First, His Girlfriend Disappeared. Then, Aliens Invaded. Read About One Young Londoner’s Worst Year Ever
episode 6: This Dalek Had The Perfect Reaction When It Came Face-to-Face With Its Old Enemy
episode 7: 20 Ways The Modern Media Controls Your Mind. #9 Will Shock You
episode 8: All This Woman Wanted Was To Meet Her Dead Dad. What She Did Next Will Blow Your Mind.
episode 9: This Child Begged Total Strangers For His Mother. But The Reason Why Isn’t What You Think
episode 10: You’ve Been Using Nanogenes Wrong Your Whole Life
episode 11: This Woman Is a Mass Murderer. Yet Her Plea For Leniency May Change Your Opinion On Capital Punishment
episode 12: Reality TV Is Just Harmless Fun and Games, Right? Wrong
episode 13: This Doctor Went To Extreme Lengths To Save A Woman. What Happened Next Will Break Your Heart.
The Struggle
Tumblr User: Man, I love Connie.
Me: Yeah Connie’s pretty aweso-… wait are we talking Agent Connecticut or Steven Universe?
Tumblr User: Man, I love Rose.
Me: Lalonde, Quartz, Titanic, or Tyler?
Tumblr User: Man, I love Dan.
Me: Avidan, The Man, And Phil, or Radcliffe?