the-macra:

unwillingadventurer:

One evening Terry was driving Bill Hartnell home to Mayfield from a pub in Blackboys, rather worse for wear, when he spied a roadblock, and began to slow down. 

Bill asked ‘Why are you slowing up?’

‘The Police,’ said Terry.

‘**** the Police,’ said Bill. They were duly flagged down, Bill insisting, ‘Leave this to me.’ Dressed in well-tailored trousers and shirt, he swept out of the car as if he was wearing his Doctor Who cloak and wig, shouting ‘Don’t you know who I am? I’m Doctor Who, Doctor BLOODY WHO! Now get all of this rubbish out of the way my friend. I need to get home and we are very busy people!’

From Who’s There? The Life and Career of William Hartnell.

doctor who series 1 as clickbait headlines

sarah531:

episode 1: This Woman Was Attacked By Shop Mannequins – But Her Night Was Only Just Beginning

episode 2: Doctors HATE her! Woman Reveals Shocking Trick For Removing Wrinkles

episode 3: Are YOUR Dead Relatives Coming Back To Life and Killing People?

episode 4: You Won’t BELIEVE What Just Crashed Into This Iconic London Clock Tower

episode 5: First, His Girlfriend Disappeared. Then, Aliens Invaded. Read About One Young Londoner’s Worst Year Ever

episode 6: This Dalek Had The Perfect Reaction When It Came Face-to-Face With Its Old Enemy

episode 7: 20 Ways The Modern Media Controls Your Mind. #9 Will Shock You

episode 8: All This Woman Wanted Was To Meet Her Dead Dad. What She Did Next Will Blow Your Mind.

episode 9: This Child Begged Total Strangers For His Mother. But The Reason Why Isn’t What You Think

episode 10: You’ve Been Using Nanogenes Wrong Your Whole Life

episode 11: This Woman Is a Mass Murderer. Yet Her Plea For Leniency May Change Your Opinion On Capital Punishment

episode 12: Reality TV Is Just Harmless Fun and Games, Right? Wrong

episode 13: This Doctor Went To Extreme Lengths To Save A Woman. What Happened Next Will Break Your Heart.

The Struggle

Tumblr User: Man, I love Connie.
Me: Yeah Connie’s pretty aweso-… wait are we talking Agent Connecticut or Steven Universe?
Tumblr User: Man, I love Rose.
Me: Lalonde, Quartz, Titanic, or Tyler?
Tumblr User: Man, I love Dan.
Me: Avidan, The Man, And Phil, or Radcliffe?