rosethomass:

no but vine famous alphonse elric who has a popular series of vines of ‘a day in the life of my brother ed’

  • discreetly holding his phone so ed doesn’t see it as theyre walking down the street and a guy walks past them and al says “ed i heard that guy call you short” “WHAT COME BACK YOU HERE YOU PRICK IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF” there’s a lot of shuffling, a man screaming in the background and al crying ‘brother no!’
  • “ed do it for the vine” “no al” “do it for the vine” “i said no” “do it for the vine” ed does a triple backflip on a railing. al adds dubstep music.
  • al whispering to the camera “ed really hates milk”. cuts to ed reading, super focused. al hands him a cup “here have some water” “thanks al” ed takes a sip without looking, spits milk all over his book. cuts to al running and screaming with ed chasing him and shouting in the background
  • "SMACK CAM” ed punches al in the face on instinct. last three seconds are ed apologizing over and over
  • “hey ed can you eat that hot dog in three seconds? "FUCK YEAH WATCH THIS”

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