game of thrones hogwarts au
jon snow puts on the sorting hat
“ahh, you must be ned stark’s bastard”
one day sansa stark is gonna get pushed too far and she’s just gonna fucking lose her shit and start screaming and killing people and singing i’m not your toy by la roux and later surrounded by dead bodies she’s gonna compose herself and be like “i’m so sorry, that was very unladylike wasn’t it"
in the game of PMs you win or you retire #ruddwedding