harrpotte:

*jaime lannister voice* ned stark more like nerd stark haha *high fives cersei and ollies out*

pharraoh:

“that very popular hbo show i think it’s called dragons and titties”

paulmcfruity:

How come everyone in Westeros knows that Jon Snow is Ned Stark’s bastard by just looking at him, but they fail to see that Joffrey is a little inbred shit?

Jon Snow: Hi, I’m-
Draco Malfoy: No need to tell me your name. Black hair, and a set of armour from the Night’s Watch? You must be Ned Stark’s bastard.