*jaime lannister voice* ned stark more like nerd stark haha *high fives cersei and ollies out*
should i attend college or take the black
“that very popular hbo show i think it’s called dragons and titties”
How come everyone in Westeros knows that Jon Snow is Ned Stark’s bastard by just looking at him, but they fail to see that Joffrey is a little inbred shit?
Jon Snow: Hi, I’m-
Draco Malfoy: No need to tell me your name. Black hair, and a set of armour from the Night’s Watch? You must be Ned Stark’s bastard.