modern got au where sansa, marg and dany are bffs and sansa is dating joff and dany and marg HATE him. margaery made out with him once and said it was the worst experience of her life.
and joff dumps sansa really cruelly one day and sansa shows up at the tyrells house crying and marg hugs her and makes her lemoncakes and sansa ends up kissing her and realizes marg is a much better kisser than joff.
meanwhile dany rallies up the other stark kids and is like “okay so heres what we’re gonna do. we’ll key his car and then SLIT HIS FUCKING THROAT”
if authors are taking shit back can somebody pls call george r r
but how can you bash sansa for liking stories about knights and adventure when you’re the one reading asoiaf
Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies,
Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist movement is set back 50 years
ok but imagine like. arya wants to go to some hardcore punk rock concert and of course cat doesn’t want her to go without adult supervision (gendry does Not count as an adult) so robb takes her.
robb at a hardcore punk rock concert. robb in the jeans his mom ironed for him and his letterman jacket and his abercrombie and fitch cologne. arya with her chopped off hair and black lipstick, screaming along and dancing around next to him. robb bobbing his head awkwardly to the music and trying to act like he has any idea what he is doing.
afterward they go out for ice cream and arya is so pumped up and happy. robb is the best brother ever.