Dipper: Yeah you could probably kick his butt easily one on one but on the other hand, have you ever watched Fight Fighters?
Grunkle Stan: If you don’t mind getting your backside handed to you by a senior citizen, go ahead. He won’t go easy on you.
Wendy: Really? She’s a lumberjack’s daughter.
Soos: You’d win. Look at him. He’s a huge marshmallow. He’d just let you win. He’s Soos. Don’t fight him.
Robbie: Fight him. Please.
Mabel: Why? Why do you want to fight this child? What on earth has possessed you to make you even consider that? If you’re a terrible enough person to even consider that you deserve the beating she’s going to give you.
Pacifica: You could take her, but there’d be little point. She’s doing her best. Just give her a break already.
The Author: His face is the face of a man who has seen some seriously hecked up things. Also he has a gun the size of a small child. There is nothing you can do that is going to faze him in the slightest.
Old Man McGucket: Don’t. Actually, do. Fight the sad old hillbilly. I want to watch this.
Gideon: Punch him in the face hARD I WILL PAY YOU
Bill Cipher: ha
ha ha ha
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but seriously it was nice knowing you
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING THIS IN THE SUMMER FOR!?!?!??
i just watched the gravity falls sdcc panel and definitely the funniest thing that i learned was that bill wasnt originally going to be the big bad villain he was just going to appear in dipper’s dreams sometimes to scream