Starter Sentences – Game Grumps Edition
“You LIED to me!”
“If you die in the game, you die for real.”
“First of all, I am not a child, I am a princess.”
“You’ve got to make a statement. You’ve got to look inside yourself and say: ‘What am I willing to put up with today? Not. Fucking. THIS.'”
“I wanna take her to the grand canyon, fuck her, and then throw her in.”
“After months of practice with sexual humiliation, I think I’m finally ready for..mom.”
“You can’t open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.”
“You say ‘tomato’, I say ‘what are you doing in my house?'”
“I still want to be your friend, even if you’re not a dinosaur.”
“If you love someone, tell them you love them, and if you hate them, be sure to tell them ‘fuck you’ at every possible opportunity.”
“Just me naked with your cat on me and no one else around. Dream scenario.”
“That train has sailed.”
“Don’t be afraid to call yourself an artist.”
“I’d fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me.”
“You’re like a turtle, but with a top hat!”
“You fucking assgoblin!”
“It’s my favourite day of the week! Wednes..turday.”
“Don’t count your chickens before they egg.”
“If I’m dead, you’re.. bread.”
“No conditioner is powerful enough to tame the beastly Judaism that lies within.”
“I’m a poet and I’m going to take my pants off now.”
when you keep changing the group chat name and everyone hates it
wtf is this
i know this is game grumps but why does it look so much like a random stock image
why is there a stock image aesthetic and why is it in this picture
i hate this picture so much
Every youtuber: i will NEVER sell out I only care about my fans and having fun that’s all that matters :)))))))
Game grumps: i would suck 1000 dicks if it meant I could possibly sellout to McDonalds for $7
