Aries: You say Tomato,I say what are you doing in my house?
Taurus: Rock the Night (Or Day depending on your availability).
Gemini: Public Masturbation is so fun it should be illegal.
Cancer: Things will never be the same (I’ve applied to much ketchup to this hamburger).
Leo: Hugs, one man Biker Gang.
Virgo: Climbing the Ladder of success, up to the roof of Buttsex.
Libra: I bet I can eat more Pancakes than you.
Scorpio: Did I fucking say you could stop partying?
Sagittarius: There’s nothing wrong with making an honest living by selling illegal drugs.
Capricorn: Every time you masturbate an angel gets it’s thing.
Aquarius: Surfing for Puss and the Tide is high.
Pisces: Rock all Night, Fish all Day.
i need more stuff on my dash:
-game grumps
-markiplier
-jacksepticeye
-cr1tikal
-roosterteeth
-rwby!!!!!
-lots of rwby!!!!!
-aesthetic posts
-gametrailers (rip)
-dragon age
-undertale
-any vidya games besides fps really
reblog if u post these things ill check ya out u know the drill
After holding research positions at Harvard University, the Center for Theoretical Physics at MIT, the Institute for Advanced Study, and the University of Michigan, Brian was a faculty member at Queen Mary, University of London, where he worked on string theory, supersymmetry, and quantum field theory. In 2015, Brian left academics for a career as a comedy musician and YouTube gamer.
