ronweasley:

Ron Weasley and Holy Shit You’re Harry Potter

Ron Weasley and Hold On Where Is My Sister

Ron Weasley and What The Fuck My Rat Is Not A Rat

Ron Weasley and Shit Do I Worship Or Do I Hate Viktor Krum

Ron Weasley and That’s Right Bitches I’m A King

Ron Weasley and Help There Are Too Many Tongues In My Mouth

Ron Weasley and It’s Now Or Never Harry Let Me Cope A Feel Goddammit

eggtrolls:

Hedwig and the Who the Fuck is This Kid

Hedwig and the Why the Fuck is This Car Flying

Hedwig and the I Could Have Told You That Wasn’t a Rat

Hedwig and the Of Course She Doesn’t Want to Go to the Ball With You

Hedwig and the This House is Janky as Hell

Hedwig and the Sorry Dumbledore is Dead Time for an Adventure

Hedwig and the NOT COOL J.K. ROWLING, NOT COOL

iwishiwasfictional:

Lord Voldemort And Dammit Potter Give Me The Fucking Stone

Lord Voldemort And Holy Fuck Just Let My Young Self Kill You With A Snake

Lord Voldemort And How The Fuck Did That Fucker Get Out Of Azkaban

Lord Voldemort And Look At Me Being Fab In My Own Body

Lord Voldemort And HAHA Potter No One Fucking Believes You

Lord Voldemort And JFC Finally Killed That Old Fucker Dumbledore

Lord Voldemort And How The Fuck Did You Kill Me Holy Shit