louizill:

I secretly think Gandalf has a Molly Weasley-style clock that keeps track of Bilbo and the dwarves at all times.
“Oh dear, they’re in mortal peril again.”

Fandoms

SuperWhoLock: The big three. The uber fandoms. The monsters that run around ruining hipster posts. Everyone loves at least one of these fandoms and some are lucky to be in all three.
HetaStuck: The awesome, animated two. These used to be two rival fandoms that now coexist in peace. They often meet to discuss the complexities of shipping.
And then you have the mother fandom. The first fandom. The fandom to end all fandoms. The fandom that other fandoms only dream about being in: Harry Potter

gallifreyfieldsforever:

theundeadavenger:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

okay so something that has always bothered me:

is flesh-eating slug repellent repellent for flesh-eating slugs or is it repellent that eats the flesh of slugs?

The real question is – why are you living in a place that requires you to use flesh-eating slug repellent?!?!

they’re ruining the school cabbages