I AM SO CONFUSED

fredcollins:

OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:

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so naturally I OPEN IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND

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someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS 

WHAT IS HAPPENING

alisterscriven:

So you know how in The Goblet of Fire, chapter 22 is titled “The Unexpected Task”? When I first read the I was 11, and got really confused as to why there were still two tasks after that, because I actually thought asking a girl out to a dance was actually a legitimate Triwizard Tournament challenge.