shout out to aradia for being the homestuck character with the coolest username tbh. everyone else was fucking around with dumbass handles like tentacleTherapist and caligulasAquarium and meanwhile aradia went with apocalypseArisen, which is (1) dramatic, (2) appropriately themed, and (3) alliterative. everything you should take into account when signing up for the chat service you’ll need to talk to your friends while you accidentally destroy your planet via video games
petition to get rid of gender completely because its too confusing to figure out the Vibes. instead we can just use whatever zodiac sign we feel matches our personalities most as an identifier. instead of “gender expression” we can just wear our signs on our shirts in various colors and-
hey dave do we need to talk
what are you saying this is the best idea anyones ever had
if this feature came out in like 2012 it wouldve been hell on earth for us bastards
TG: so hes got to get the cancer out of skaia right
TT: Yes, The Tumor.
TG: yeah
TG: so whats The Tumor do
TG: i mean the tumor
TG: jesus can we stop with the fancy colored text bullshit
TT: I guess so.
TT: I thought it was more fun that way.
oh man like jade’s final aesthetic is amazing, undeniably, but once you consider the weapon she uses it becomes. fucking hilarious
can you imagine a stacked werewolf woman coated in robes and green electricity screaming of fantasy in every visual sense coming to kill you and once she’s got you in a corner she just
pulls out a gun