Tag: homestuck

animatedamerican:

dad-egbert-crocker:

apertures-413th-doctor:

windona:

makotoyukinaegi:

did u know characters can have a cool kind of relationship called

friendship

did u?

I know, incredible

Long ago, the four relationships, romance, friendship, family, and rivalry, lived in harmony.

But everything changed when the romance shippers attacked.

Only the Homestucks, master of all four relationships could save them. But when the world needed them most, they vanished

… this is actually dismayingly accurate

curlicuecal:

herongale:

cairo-overcoat:

porrimmaryam:

porrimmaryam:

cairo-overcoat:

cairo-overcoat:

dirk mastered using a little porcelain man to kill you as a joke and then never used the skill

1. i have never been more delighted to be wrong

2. he has DEFINITELY not mastered it which makes it better, look at him. he gently slaps that kringle right into the crowbar and then gets brained by the other jack

1) honestly that’s impressive in of itself like. arent those things porcelain? smacking it against a crowbar would fucking demolish it. so its sturdy

2) fucking idiot literally consciously chose to bring out the pastel santa in a fight against a overpowered cyborg and its clone (but rainbow devil-fied) …like what the fuck

he didnt know how to use it….oh my god……dirk this isn’t the time to try it out

if dirk doesn’t put himself in the most stressful and dire situations possible he’s not winning

dirk= life goals, or shitpost goals?

I love him

I love him SO much

porrimmaryam:

journalists (mostly for trashy tabloid magazines) always ask karkat what’s it like to date dave like “I mean wow he IS a god? what is that like in a personal relationship?” and karkat tries not to flip his shit but without fail will go in a rant about WELL *HE* actually created DAVES world so basically he’s HIS god? a god of a god??? so like?? theres no difference and no I’m not bitter about not getting stupid fucking pajamas. who cares. I can buy a pair for like 10 boondollars?? and if I REALLY wanted to be stupid I could go to any god damn human “Halloween” store and chose from ANY NUMBER of fancy “GOD” pajamas. hes like..panting and red in the face by the end of his rant that takes like 15 minutes and the journalist is sweating bullets