You can tell how long someones been reading Homestuck by what they call Hussie
“Andrew Hussie, creator of Homestuck” – never read it/just started
“Andrew Hussie” – been reading for a while
“Hussie” – has read all of it
“Mr. Hussie” – is writing an essay and has no idea what homestuck is
“HUSSIE” – has just read an update
You forgot Satan.
