homestuck my ass
john fucking leaves his house on page 80
YOU’RE NOT HOMESTUCK NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT
The only story about 13-year-olds that’s more emotional and confusing than Homestuck is Yahoo Answers
guys i figured it out
i know how they’re going to beat lord english
I think the year I worked out that Santa wasn’t real was the same year Mom convinced me that instead of milk and cookies we should leave out vodka shots and a packet of Twisties…
every once in awhile lalonde will fly one of her private helicopters on the rooftop and start blabbing about some nobel prize shes winning again and dump The Goth One on me.
it aint so fine because there was a reason i was kicked out of psychowhatsit class. that reason is that i went into a blind fury whenever someone said too many words i didnt understand while saying what i was.
cept later on…
