my homestuck troll typing quirk would be that i type ev*ry wo//rd l*ke i d.nt w/a/n/t it to sh*w up in tum.blr sea//rch res/ults
One of my pet theories is actually that typing quirks already serve as a protective measure against surveillance/wiretapping. You’re less likely to get culled for sedition if the webcrawlers can’t pick suspicious keywords out of your text.
head canon accepted
Does This Mean Kanaya Has No Fucks To Give And Is Tacitly Daring The Powers That Be To Just Try And Cull Her?
Well it would be in character
meanwhile Karkat “Master of Secrecy” karkat just types in allcaps because he legitimately doesn’t realize how easy that is to parse
jesus is called a lord but anyone with even a passing knowledge of classpect theory will peg him as a muse of life straight away
Hey? I love you? But I’m going to break into your house and demand that you never make a post like this again
moses was a rogue of breath
This is your final warning.
eve was a thief of doom and there’s nothing you can do about it
satan is the lord of doom which is the opposite master class of muse of life dont EVEN play
nah. satan is passive too. he tempts, but never acts. bard of doom
Okay, but is Eve really the thief of doom? I mean, she herself wasn’t very active at all. The only thing she ever stole she did while under the influence of what was probably the world’s first Vriska.
Vriska was constantly under the influence of others, but her decisions were still her own. And it’s more about what Eve’s story meant to the rest of humanity that defines her classpect. That said, I think I might stop responding to further comments on this post, because actual literal Satan being called “the world’s first Vriska” very nearly killed me on impact.
True meteorstuck is Dave earnestly trying to make friends with Karkat for 3 months straight with some but very minor results until Karkat blows up one day and has a moment of vulnerability to which Dave responds with “you’re valid but also chill the fuck out, you’re over complicating shit.”
Which is like the coded message that flips the kill switch in Karkat’s brain, his thoughts on Dave going from “he’s a dick and I’m ambivalent to his thinly veiled attempts to get under my skin to” to “OH YOU’RE MY FRIEND???YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND?? WE’RE FRIENDS?? I’D ACTUALLY DIE FOR YOU???”
