measureyourlifeincake:

concept: an episode of drunk history, only it’s just andrew hussie getting completely plastered and trying to explain the plot of homestuck

astyrra:

do you think dirk + roxy ever tried to get jake or jane to pass along a message to alpha dave or rose

like they could have done that, maybe

actually, here’s a thing that probably happened:

dirk, in a letter he sends to alpha dave in the past: thank you so much for the spare water purifier the main one just broke you saved my ass

dave, receiving this: oh shit better pack two water purifiers