healerwatson:

zoobooksyaoi:

perks of being short

  • ur automatically cute by default
  • very portable, people carry u places
  • rly rad nicknames

cons of being short

  • u cant reach anything
  • not so rad nicknames
  • people use u as an armrest sometimes

perks of being tall

  • u can reach things
  • u can boop people on their head
  • u get to use people as armrests

cons of being tall

  • ur basically a portable landmark
  • people use u to hide from the sun
  • u can’t hide from anyone