hi my name is locus dark’ness agent david washington and i have gray locus armor with forest green trim (that’s how i got my name) and a really cool helmet like a bug head and a lot of people tell me i look like The Meta (AN: if u don’t know who that is get da hell out of here!). im not related to agent washington but i wish i was because he’s a perfect fucking soldier. i’m also a mercenary, and i’m destroying a planet called Chorus in the middle of nowhere where I’m pretending to be part of the Federal Army. i’m a soldier (in case you couldnt tell) and i wear mostly armor. for example today i was wearing a grey helmet with matching forest green trim around it and the rest of the armor. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of New Republic soldiers stared at me. I shot them.
Honestly pig gate has made me realise that U.S. centrism on tumblr is SO BAD because my dash is not immediately full of “the UK prime minister allegedly fucked a dead pig”
