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redvinescantdraw:

I hate being Australian sometimes because for us Christmas songs don’t make any sense.

“Walking in a winter wonderla- LOL NO WE’RE IN A FUCKING SAUNA”

“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas IN ALL THE SHOPPING CENTERS BUT NOWHERE ELSE BECAUSE IT’S ALL SUNNY”

“Let it snow – OH WAIT WE CAN’T BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING SNOW HERE”

“Baby it’s cold INSIDE WITH THE AIR CONDITIONER BUT OUTSIDE IT’S COMPARABLE TO THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL”