Aries: geologist, college student, amateur photographer. Always shows up in “recommended blogs” even if you have no interest in admittedly cool rocks. Science Side of Tumblr©
Taurus: pokémon blog, has 2 followers, used to be a personal blog but descended into fandom shitposting. #Has #no #idea #how #to #use #the #tagging #system
Gemini: theme designer, is never active but has 5,000 followers somehow, probably part of xkit staff. Has caused the website to crash at least twice
Cancer: ask blog, frequent personal vent posts, has no idea how to censor stuff so the post doesn’t show up in the tags. Gives brilliant advice that nobody listens to
Leo: animal blog that sometimes will accidentally reblog furry art but nobody calls them out because they’re too pure. Roleplays disney characters. Fantastic mutual.
Virgo: photojournalist, fashion, the occasional thinkpiece. Has never made a typo in their life. The only one to use tags properly as a categorization system
Libra: really just here for the shitposts. Has started at least 12 memes in the past 3 months. Reblogs the occasional teal stimboard, has a ridiculously unreadable theme
Scorpio: feeds off The Discourse™, has been doxxed 8 times, all for completely different things. Somehow still has thousands of followers despite being #confirmed Problematic
Sagittarius: animal blog that intentionally reblogs furry art. Alternatively, cyberpunk aesthetic and robotics projects. Mutuals with Leo, nobody knows why
Capricorn: one of those deep-tumblr memeing blogs that only posts original content. it’s dadaist meta-level shitposting down there. follow them and you never recover
Aquarius: Obviously Fake Tumblr Stories, vagueing, comments on positivity posts with “but dont forget [x other unrelated group]!! uwu”. posts too many selfies
Peixes: bad liberal discourse, a lot of pink aesthetics, flower crowns, reblogs Fake Tumblr Stories with “its true i was there! XD”. Thinks they’re next level social justice because they said racism was bad that one time
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