“Mushrooms have thickened his wit and yellowed his teeth”
“Your love of the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind”
Saruman is remembered for his treachery and betrayal but never for his strong anti-drugs stance
I secretly think Gandalf has a Molly Weasley-style clock that keeps track of Bilbo and the dwarves at all times.
“Oh dear, they’re in mortal peril again.”
An elf walked into a bar. The hobbit laughed and walked under it.
Okay, am I the only one who wants to know WHY the stone giants are battling?
Is it just a thing they do daily?
Is it their mating ritual?
Did one of them borrow the other’s top without asking?
WHY.
