why is this post ruining my dashboard again
i’m so glad about this
okay so especially in the two towers, any time legolas is not the focus of a shot, particularly in Helm’s Deep, he makes the greatest faces
like this one especially
i’m calling it Background Legolas and i want it to become a thing now
This is the best post. omg.
i hate that one asshole on the roadtrip that we weren’t really too keen on letting come anyway but as soon as we get on the road they’re like “we’ve got to turn around i forgot my handkerchief”
fucking
here’s a torn piece of my shirt, wipe your nose and grow the fuck up
Bilbo Baggins: the only guy to ever read the terms and conditions
“Well, at least the worst is behind us!”
Bilbo there is a giant dragon living in that mountain right in front of you.
“His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came.”
owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth
uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions
this is why Bilbo is my hero
“happy new year!” i say. “excuse me,” someone replies. it is gandalf. “but what do you mean? do you wish me a happy new year, or mean that it is a happy new year whether I want it or not; or that you feel happy this new year; or that it is a new year to be happy in?”
“All of them at once,” I reply. Gandalf nods, and hands me my “Congratulations, you’re a nerd” button.
