Rauru had this Corolla parked out back his place and is letting Link drive it for a bit. Just a hand-me-down temp car. It’s got dents all over and the brakes squeal a bit.
Skyward Sword Link
He just HAPPENED to get a FRIGGIN’ SWEET RED FERRARI and no one knows HOW. How is he managing to pay for the insurance on this? He speeds all the time too he MUST have tickets. He’s in school everyone knows he doesn’t have the money Groose thinks this is utter bullshit.
“Hyrule Warriors” Link
He has a new 2013 Honda Civic: a car you can trust. The rims are extra shiny. He has a clean driving abstract too.
Twilight Princess Link
He has had this truck for years and just fixes it himself when it breaks down, which is about every other month. He is so far beyond giving a single shit about anything driving related. He takes this beast everywhere, to and from work, speeds, parks wherever the hell he feels like. No collision insurance.
And yet he mysteriously has no tickets or has ever been in a collision.
Remember that Darunia, Big Boss of the Gorons, loves you no matter what size, color, gender or sexuality you are. You are his family and that means that you are also the family of all gorons ever.
And that when you are sad you will get real, big goron hugs. Because they love u
