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suicidevsquad:

suicidevsquad:

ok but bucky barnes standing outside whatever jail the last of the hydra officials are being kept in, banging a pan against his metal arm yelling “I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y’ALL, Y’ALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME”

i lost 2 followers cause of this post please reblog it

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caelestys:

sergeantsleighbells:

au where the government incarcerate bucky in a high security secret facility and the avengers just conspire and break him out and when a government official comes to stark tower and is like ‘hey give barnes back’ tony is just like ‘he’s not here’ and the dude is all ‘he is sat right there’ and tony just goes ‘nah thats my cousin sergei’ and the government can’t do anything bc technically bucky barnes has been dead for 70 years and every year the facility gets a christmas card from the tower signed steve, tony, clint, natasha, bruce, thor and ‘cousin sergei’ and the card is just a picture of bucky with reindeer antlers on

i reblog this every fucking time

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musicalluna:

thegoldenavenger:

adorkabledora:

musicalluna:

musicalluna:

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rendingrosencrantz:

musicalluna:

ok but the first time natasha and tony are sparring and tony throws a punch natasha doesn’t catch soon enough and he clocks her so hard her mouth is bloody

imagine their faces

I’m imagining they go for drinks or something afterwards and Natasha preens like a proud mama bear

#“he’s so grown up look at what he did”#*wears her injured lip proudly* (via @rendingrosencrantz)

This is definitely what Natasha would do.

# oh my god tony would go full on panic mode# like he’ll reach out to her face and want to comfort her# but pull them back because gdi he hurt her# nat’s just impressed# brotp: tony & nat  (via @tonyfujikawa)

i am literally so on board with both of these omg. i feel like tony would be simultaneously excited/delighted and horrified and he’d keep waffling back and forth between being like OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY and HOLY SHIT I PUNCHED THE BLACK WIDOW IN THE FACE AND LIVED I AM TELLING LITERALLY EVERYONE THIS IS GOING ON MY RESUME 

and natasha is simultaneously exasperated/amused and PROUD AS ALL GET OUT because hell yeah that was a punch and secretly a tiny bit relieved because now she can relax slightly knowing tony can hold his own and she’d just be grinning all over the place with terrifying bloody teeth

i imagine thor clapping tony so hard on the back he almost breaks him because he’s so happy for tony and proud of him for his new skillz

I AM JUST LOVING THIS SCENARIO

#let’s be real #tony would also be fucking ecstatic #“i FUCKING GOT HER FUCK YEAH LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT MY KNUCKLES” #people start giving him side eyes for obvious reasons (via @thegoldenavenger)

OMG YES

#i am so on board with this#because natasha really cares about tony and his safety#even if she doesn’t always show openly#so even if it means he gets a whack at her face#she’s comfortable knowing that tony is fine without his armor#besides if you can punch NATASHA then you’re basically on top of the world#i bet the rest of the avengers were worried when it happened the first time#but we’re so surprised when natasha grinned and pulled tony into a hug#tony screaming because he thought natasha was going to drag him into her thighs of death#brotp#tonynat#tonynatasha (via @saved-by-the-notepad)

FUCKING SIGN ME UP. SIGN ME TF UP.
NATASHA/TONY BROTP 2KFOREVER

Ok but Natasha rattling off to Bucky in Russian, “this motherfucker actually punched me,” & Bucky just looks at her, “get the fuck out, no he didn’t. Are you sure it wasn’t Steve,” says Bucky jokingly. 

“No, idiot, we were sparring.” 

“AND HE DECKED YOU? Well, shit… I owe Stark an apology. I’m sure he’s fucking happy.” “Oh yeah, I bet he’s told everyone by now,” says Natasha but she can’t help but grin as she holds an ice pack to her busted lip.

IM SCREAMING. OMG

yes it got arted!!!!!!