signs as neopets paintbrush colors
aries: woodland
taurus: pastel
gemini: darigan
cancer: marcitite
leo: island
virgo: eventide
libra: royal
scorpio: lost desert
sagittarius: relic
capricorn: faerie
aquarius: starry
pisces: maraquan
the wildest thing on neopets i think is still this thread
because threads get deleted after ~500 posts, if u wanna continue the conversation you have to remake it
this thread has been remade 5157 times, or around 2,579,000 posts
it started in 2005
so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is, the effect doesn’t end when the battle does. like… your pet literally becomes a yellow chia forever. so you could be in there with a really expensive plushie draik or something, a restricted hard-to-get species with a ridiculously expensive color, and suddenly its a chia.
its terrifying, and there have been stories of like, dedicated griefers with millions of neopoints to spend going out of their way to ruin people’s pets. the item has been retired for a while now, so theyre actually in limited supply so people arent really concerned about having chia flour lobbed at their pets anymore…
but it turns out using this illegal neopets site you can just blow 40 bucks on some and really really really really really mess up someone’s day
the bonus prize for daily dare yesterday is so nice but it’s so nice it’s currently selling for 300k :/