I was on tumblr before it was sold to Yahoo and let me tell you, the only complaints i ever heard about staff before then was “fix the video player” and “theyre a bunch of silly memes” but NOW its like theyre satan incarnate
a very gorey church service
A is for Alpha, tortured in half.
B is for Beta: her Pelican crashed.
Γ is for Gamma, whose jokes weren’t enough.
Δ is for Delta, whose human got snuffed.
E is for Epsilon – AI suicide.
Little Theta was pulled as he watched his host die.
I is Iota, and Eta as well,
Torn out by the Meta as their sister fell.
Sigma, the Meta, whose circuits were fried,
His hubris begetting his fall as he died.
And finally Omega, the last of the dead,
A cackling villain in Doc DuFresne’s head.
238. Muggleborns, who after realizing they cant go to a convention because they’ll be at hogwarts, having cosplay contest but they can use magic too. so suddenly there are just a hoard of grey muggleborns with real horns, and someone transfigured a desk into the TARDIS, and someone else decked out their wand like a sonic, plus someone else used engorgio and is cosplaying a titan.
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apparently in the original super mario bros you can’t steal lakitu’s cloud
i am disappointed
starships were meant to fly
adric was meant to die
