what your main art program says about you

ms paint: you’re either poor or make a lot of shitposts
sai: you had a particularly bad weeb phase or you’ve watched 2000 speedpaints
medibang: you’re in it for the depth pen or you draw the squad a lot
fire alpaca: you’re in it for the animation tool
autodesk: you hate yourself or you own a tablet but no drivers
krita: you have an aesthetic blog or a hardcore porn blog
photoshop: you have never taken a graphic design class in your life AND you make a lot of shitposts