HETALIA: homestuck! there you are I’ve been looking all over the place for you man!! what’s goin-
HETALIA: oh my god.
HOMESTUCK: ohhey hetata! *hic* fuck that aint it
HOMESTUCK: haylala?
HETALIA: oh man what’s gotten into you homestuck?!? who died this time??
HETALIA: I’m your diamondy quadrant friend-its like my job to help you with this!
HETALIA: homestuck?
HOMESTUCK: …….
HOMESTUCK: wha…..*hic*
HOMESTUCK: what’s a ‘homestuck’?
HETALIA: ???
HOMESTUCK: well i’m goin go purify some goats*hic!* ghosts now! get me some crodits and shit
HOMESTUCK: maybe later you can tell me all about this hamsteak thing you like so much, k?
HOMESTUCK: u look so adorbs when you talk bout things ur passinorte *passonate about! ;D
Your name is HETALIA and YOU’RE NOT QUITE SURE WHAT’S HAPPENED TO YOUR FRIEND.
Oops actually tearing up and being stupidly upset