What if Michelangelo’s “David” was a Weeping Angel
But he was like the freaky drunken one that all the other Angels just barely tolerated
“David put some fucking pants on”
“We get it you’re proud of your penis”
“See, look, no one’s looking at you now, put – David, put – DAVID I CAN HEAR YOU BACK THERE AND IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE PUT THAT THING AWAY”
“Just because I can’t see you doesn’t mean I don’t know what you’re doing”
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