you haven’t lived until you’ve been in the same elevator as a steampunk babe, a girl in corgi pajamas, and a family of three who have no idea there’s an anime convention going on
amazingdan-and-philisnotonfire:
omg the first episode of fairly odd parents
omg
I reMEMBER
this is better than the whole series
“I’m sorry, the secret word was pie” OH MY GOD
click on this it shouLD work
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wHA
I am a tide, a swell, a fish-school.
I am seaweed draped over limbs
tangled through salty hair,
barnacles clinging to skin, clinging to life,
armour for the body, clinking clashing as flesh shifts.
I am clear seawater yet murky ocean,
brown-green pale-green-blue
and I live and carry on this way
only for those seconds when I am submerged,
compressed by water that I cannot breathe,
eyes crying peeled open yearning for a glimpse through the blackness
of the magic I feel when I am not an air-ground creature,
but a sea-creature.
here you go, frances – happy sea prompt. 🙂
BETH IS REALLY COOL
why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way
what use do butt cheeks have
oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE
fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks
okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low
back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development
except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution
but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running
so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run
and that, basically, is the butt-cheek
tl;dr – butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things
thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt
i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you
So to help the theatre kids prepare for their performance of Masquerade, my chorus teacher recorded all of the parts (including the women’s ones) individually and put them on soundcloud. This is the soprano 1 part….just listen.
Guys, we all need to queue a post set for December 22, 12:01 AM that says ‘I survived!’ so that even if we don’t live, the aliens who inhabit our planet in the future can be paranoid about the tumblr users still alive and colonizing somwhere
best prank ever
imagine their faces when they discover queue
if they have faces