I had a dream that Kirby single handedly made it to the final round of a Pokémon tournament because nobody wanted to admit they had no idea what kind of Pokémon he was
which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?
current first place: Mr. Mime.
Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime
i like to headcanon that team skull is comrpomised of ppl ranging from the ages of like 13-mid twenties so like theres a lot of kids there who do genuinely need plumeria and guzma to act as team mom/dad for them in it
but also like theres 23 yr olds standing around in the mansion like “oh shit we gotta remember to take our vitamin c gummies or Plume’ll be upset”
