one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on the blackboard so she tried to erase the drawing and the cat went away and all that was left was a penis and we all cried laughing and she just sighed and said “its so small”
on a scale of matt smith to benedict cumberbatch how weird is your name
My roommate told me I can’t eat this whole cake
I am really offended like honestly bitch
If anyone can eat this whole cake
IT IS ME
Hey guys PSA
Don’t ever eat a whole cake out of some misplaced sense of pride
You will cry and your roommate will take pictures of you crying with cake on your face
