Director makes an A.I: I made an A.I after myself who I hate so much, and managed to make more A.I for my colleges to help their armor enhancements. Then it created another A.I, this was created after my Wife Allison, who I loved so dearly and miss so much, so we placed her in black armor so she could kick ass.
Texas makes an A.I: this is Andy the Bomb, he can say fuck
Sarge makes an A.I: This is Lopez, he’s the most functional A.I. here and only betrayed me twice
ppl are always like “wash’s real name is sacred and only the ppl he trusts the most can use it” which is cool but the better version is “the reds and blues never use his real name because they never asked what it was”
Nurse: sir you’ve been in a coma since Red vs Blue season 5
Me: oh boy I can’t wait to see what my favorite character Leonard Church has been up to