Red Vs. Blue? yeah I love that show. the way they just (clenches fist) blew all those reds.
The real reason Florida didn’t talk at all in seasons 9 and 10: he did. Constantly. The others muted his helmet mic around his second or third mission.
a very gorey church service
A is for Alpha, tortured in half.
B is for Beta: her Pelican crashed.
Γ is for Gamma, whose jokes weren’t enough.
Δ is for Delta, whose human got snuffed.
E is for Epsilon – AI suicide.
Little Theta was pulled as he watched his host die.
I is Iota, and Eta as well,
Torn out by the Meta as their sister fell.
Sigma, the Meta, whose circuits were fried,
His hubris begetting his fall as he died.
And finally Omega, the last of the dead,
A cackling villain in Doc DuFresne’s head.
