Imagine your icon tinkering in the garage. When you ask them what they’re doing, they tell you they’re amplifying the power of an industrial-sized cotton candy maker.
(Sarge’s not my icon but i drew it anyway – i interpreted the industrial-sized cotton candy maker part in my own way lol)
The Quiet Game
Okay so… I think I’ve nailed down my headcanons for why EVERYONE WAS ACTING LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT IN SEASON 10. Ahem. Sorry. Okay, Season 10 of RvB suffers, narrative wise, from everyone carrying an idiot ball and just not talking for reasons that are never made explicit so everyone looks like a goddamn moron or criminally insane or something. So I’ll go from the bottom up.
RVB theories: being blue team’s leader is bad luck. Captain Flowers died. Church died. Wash is going to die. Either through some self-sacrificial redemption bullshit or as a result of a fatal aspirin allergy. Fuck aspirin
Alternatively: Agent Washington is uniquely suited to being blue team’s leader on account of being virtually immortal
Wanted: Blue Team Leader
Requirements: Be a literal fucking cockroach. Take blame for stupid shit we do.
quickly posting some rvb speculation bc i want to be able to say i called it if i’m right
ok so felix right in an episode a while ago (idk exactly when) when he’s talking to tucker about how he gets paid/how tucker cares about people, he’s like “everyone has their price, i learned that a long time ago” which esp. with his tone of voice seems kind of weird
basically what i get from that is someone he trusted betrayed him. which is interesting for a bunch of reasons:
- it means at some point he trusted someone enough to still feel emotional about it some time later (presumably this event happened before he started working for kimball, or we’d have heard about it)
- which is interesting as well bc felix as we see him now would absolutely not trust anyone that much
- so it’s possible he was more trusting/maybe a nicer guy some time in the past
- so maybe he isn’t stuck being an amoral asshole forever???
