I want Felix to get shoved into that lake full of algae that no one is supposed to touch because it’s radioactive.
I want this now more than ever.
#to all those who wanted Kimball to do it let it be known I still agree wholeheartedly
Heres a thought to go with Miles knocking Carolina off the battlefield so the Captains can stand on their own two feet— she now has all these equipments and powers. All of which can now apparently be run WITHOUT an AI.
But if she’s not gonna use them, who will?
I WONDER.
simmons is red
caboose is blue
fuck you felix
i hate you
Simmons is maroon.
But you have to admit
It’s a valid claimthere ain’t no fuckin maroon team
can i have the headcanon that sister tried to join the military to follow her brother but somehow ended up mixed in with project and become agent hawaii, who was sent down to blood gulch to take care of the alpha after florida died, or does something in canon contradict that
What Freelancers Taught Me Part 2: There’s No Such Thing As-
Carolina: There’s no such thing as being almost good enough. Either you’re the best, or you gotta murder somebody to get there.
York: There’s no such thing as a door you can’t unlock. Or if the person who designed the lock is an asshole, a door Delta can’t unlock.
Washington: There’s no such thing as girls who like guys who like cats. There’s also no such thing as being called the second worst fighter when someone contradicts the guy who said it.
CT: There’s no such thing as too many mohawks.
Wyoming: There’s no such thing as too many mustaches:
Maine: There’s no such thing as getting too murderriffic. There’s also no such thing as “necessary dialouge”.
Florida: There’s no such thing as Florida.
North Dakota: There’s no such thing as being too helpful.
South Dakota: Yes there is. Shut up.
479er: There’s no such thing as making a copy of yourself while your friends die and still being cool.
Texas: There’s no such thing as a “fuck that meant nothing to me Tex”. The bastard’s just lying to save his own balls.
Counselor: There’s no such thing as an Alpha. We don’t know what you mean. At all. Seriously. Drop it.
Director: There’s no such thing as too much mindfucking.
