Team RWBYJNPR is at a party and Jaune and Ren are sitting next to each other and ren is just like “how many people do you think Ruby could kill before people started getting suspicious” and Jaune is just like “what. The f u ck”
While James is in Beacon he spends the night at Qrow’s after one of their booty calls, because he can’t be bothered to get up and get dressed and walk aaaall the way to his temporary room. The day had been fairly taxing for James and he’s exhausted.
Qrow doesn’t think anything of it though and gets him some pills for his headache and curls up next to him because his post-coital cuddles are the best, dammit.
They wake up not to the gentle chippings of the birds or anything peaceful like that, but to Qrow’s youngest niece.
“Uncle Qrow, are you there?”
The Two in bed share a look akin to that of a
Faunus in headlights. Qrow had completely forgotten that he promised his nieces they’d spend the day together.
“Uh yeah I’m just- in my room.”
The only reply is the sound of Ruby’s footsteps running down the hallway and in a state of panic Qrow throws the blankets up over James’ head. The door to his bedroom flies open not two seconds after that and Ruby’s grin practically lights up the room.
“It’s one in the afternoon silly, what are you still doing in bed?” She then takes a few steps back, and having helped raise the kid from birth, Qrow could instantly tell what she was about to do.
“Ruby waitwaitwaIT-”
She pays no mind to his protests and takes a running leap at the bed-
Landing directly on James Ironwood, not only Headmaster of Atlas Academy, but also General of the Altesian military.
And that’s how his niece’s found out about their ”thing.”
They were never gonna let him live it down.
10/10
Ruby lands on the metal half and Qrow explains about Ironwood while nursing her resulting booboo
lmao yes. She get’s a bruise on her knee and so Qrow get’s her a special band aid that has a popular cartoon character on it and then he gives her a lil pat. And then he turns to James and is like “do you need a special band aid too?” and James just gives him a look
James is just like “she’s not even bleeding????” and Ruby is like “I don’t say no to special bandaids, Uncle General Ironwood”.
