“Hi my name is Qrow Branwen and I have spiky ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) and a lot of people tell me I look like Joel Heyman (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m also a hunter, and I’m visiting a combat school called Beacon academy. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I carry a scythe (it’s also a gun) and wear a cape. I was walking outside Beacon and I was drunk. A prep named Winter Schnee stared at me. I put my middle finger up at her”
My favourite part of the new episode was when the NDGO member was hanging upside down by her foot, and rather than have the classic skirt flips upside down and we see her panties moment instead we get HER SKIRT BUCKLES OPEN AND SEVERAL KNIVES DROP OUT OF IT, NEARLY EMBEDDING THEMSELVES IN SCARLET’S SKULL