one-second-and-a-million-miles:
It’s been almost 17 years and I still don’t know why Padme Amidala develops a crush on 11 year old Anakin Skywalker when she’s been traveling with a young and hot Ewan McGregor
i don’t know why she developed a crush on anakin when she had a bunch of gorgeous women waiting on her hand and foot, including keira knightley
#OKAY SHAME ON ME FOR NOT THINKING ABOUT THE SECOND COMMENT BECAUSE LOYAL. HANDMAIDENS. #loyal handmaidens willing to die for their queen and all just as young and full of life as she is #loyal handmaidens kneeling to help her take off her complicated shoes #massaging the aches out of her arches unbuttoning those dresses #cool and calm and quiet carrying out their duties but always little looks under their lashes #okay but 100000% there are traditions involved where they all sleep in the same bed #the Royal Routine is planned down to the last detail so on certain nights #when the threat level is below a certain number they can wear what they like to bed #on nights when the threat level is above a certain number they all wear the same thing #so if the palace/room is invaded they can hide the queen in numbers #on nights when the threat level is defon 5 one of the maidens wears a royal dressing gown #and the queen sleeps at the foot of the bed among the handmaidens #and the decoy is honored greatly for she offers her life in tribute #and okay just handmaidens undyingly loyal to their queen…in all ways possible…heheheh #okay and royal titles in bed as well that is all (via @vr-trakowski)
okay first of all how dare you
Look I hear what you’re saying but how can you love Mark Hamill if you haven’t seen this
(Source: http://podxmeron.tumblr.com/)
luke skywalker wanted to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters but instead the entire plot of star wars happened & that’s basically like having your #1 goal being a trip to Hom Depot and instead you get harrison ford and religion
people keep acting like kylo ren having darth vader’s melted helmet is improbable or some kind of ~plot hole~ and i’m just like… some people camped out in line to see the premiere of tfa for like 10 days! if you think an evil dude with unbridled mind powers and a dangerous light sword didn’t do some drastic shit for the number one piece of vader fan memorabilia, you really don’t understand nerds
